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Why NOT Use Perl?
Perl can be made hard to read...

  • "I tried that, and it actually parses in Perl. It does not appear to do anything useful, however. I think I'm glad, actually..." - Larry Wall

    Black Perl
    
    BEFOREHAND: close door, each window & exit;  wait until time.
        open spell book, study, read ( scan, select, tell us );
    write it, print the hex while each watches,
        reverse its length, write again;
        kill spiders, pop them, chop, split, kill them.
            unlink arms, shift, wait & listen ( listening, wait ),
    sort the flock ( then, warn the "goats" & kill the "sheep" );
        kill them, dump qualms, shift moralities,
            values aside, each one;
                die sheep ! die to reverse the system
                    you accept ( reject, respect );
    next step,
        kill the next sacrifice, each sacrifice,
            wait, redo ritual until "all the spirits are pleased";
        do it ( "as they say" ).
    do it ( *everyone***must***participate***in***forbidden**s*e*x*).
    return last victim; package body;
        exit crypt ( time, times & "half a time" ) & close it,
            select ( quickly ) & warn your next victim;
    AFTERWARDS: tell nobody.
        wait, wait until time;
            wait until next year, next decade;
                sleep, sleep, die yourself,
                    die at last